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Toker League
Welcome to the fucking show.
18 Years of Fantasy Chaos
Toker League started in 2007 with six squads, a shared wifi password, and unlimited smack. It has grown to 14 teams that blend family, old friends, and brave newcomers who didn’t know what they were stepping into. Our commissioner—Jessie, a.k.a. Becky, a.k.a. Mexican Domination—takes the heat and keeps the lights on while everyone else conspiracy-theories about “collusion.” We play on Yahoo, head-to-head, with yards that matter, kicks that swing weeks, and defenses that can ruin Sundays. Eight make the playoffs in Weeks 15–17. Waivers flip by reverse order. Two-minute draft clocks separate the sharks from the auto-drafters. Champions get immortalized. Last place gets the Durrty Bunghole. The banter is relentless, the records are archived, and the league never really logs off.
Highlight Reel
Big swings, record breakers, and razor-thin finishes.
Current Streaks
Active winning and losing streaks
Consistency Meter
Score volatility and performance stability
What is Consistency? Measures scoring volatility using standard deviation. Lower values indicate stable, predictable scoring. Higher values indicate boom-or-bust performances.
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Members
Franchise Directory
Lifetime records, banners, and playoff streaks.
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Power Rankings
Weekly Power Rankings
Strength rankings based on record, scoring, and recent performance.
How Rankings Work: Power rankings evaluate team strength beyond just wins and losses. The algorithm considers: (1) Win percentage (40%), (2) Points per game (30%), (3) Point differential (20%), and (4) Recent form - last 3 weeks (10%). This gives a more complete picture of which teams are truly dominant.
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Matchups
Weekly Scoreboard
Final scores from finished weeks.
League Standings
Weekly Scoring Trends
Combined scoring, plus single-team highs and lows.
Weekly Scoring Heatmap
Visual performance patterns across all weeks
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Player Search
Player Draft History
Search for any player across all seasons to see their draft history and teams.
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Draft Room
Draft Lab
Round-by-round picks from every season.
| Round | Pick | Franchise | Player | Pos | Avg Pick | Rostered % |
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Draft Grade Reality Check
How did pre-season draft grades hold up?
Draft Grade vs Reality: Yahoo assigns letter grades (A+ to F) based on draft performance. This compares those initial grades to actual season outcomes. Did the "A" drafters dominate? Did the "F" teams surprise everyone?
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Transactions
Move Tracker
Transaction totals refresh with each season.
| Franchise | Adds | Drops | Trades | Total Moves |
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Transaction Feed
Recent moves, adds, drops, and trades
Hot & Cold Players
Most added and dropped players this season
🔥 Hot (Most Added)
❄️ Cold (Most Dropped)
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Versus Matrix
Versus Matrix
Head-to-head records for the selected season.
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History
Championship Timeline
Dynasty Meter
Championship count and win percentage since 2007.
Record Book
League-wide milestones across every logged season.
Playoff Performance
Postseason records and championship runs
Franchise Trajectories
Win percentage trends across seasons
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Awards & Achievements
League Records & Achievements
Notable accomplishments across 19 years of Toker League history
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Rules
League Rules & Settings
Every guardrail that keeps the competition fair and loud.
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Front Office